jackpendragon asked: Can I be Captain Mediocrity, or is that position already taken? If so, I’ll happily settle for Clueless Boy.

aligningplanets:

jackpendragon:

aligningplanets:

jackpendragon:

iron-wang:

You can totes be Captain Mediocrity. And Frankie can be our arch nemesis, The Bickerer. 

She’s not actually evil. She just gives us stern and/or exasperated looks when our attempts to save the world go hideously wrong. 

I would like to rebuke this, thusly:

I am evil. I have an evil laugh, and everything.

Whatever, mom

Don’t make me send you to your room, young man.

Make me, ma. 

(Source: froyo-swaggins)