Something happens here, later in the plot.
You can totes be Captain Mediocrity. And Frankie can be our arch nemesis, The Bickerer.
She’s not actually evil. She just gives us stern and/or exasperated looks when our attempts to save the world go hideously wrong.
I would like to rebuke this, thusly:
I am evil. I have an evil laugh, and everything.
Don’t make me send you to your room, young man.
Make me, ma.