jackpendragon asked: Can I be Captain Mediocrity, or is that position already taken? If so, I’ll happily settle for Clueless Boy.

aligningplanets:

jackpendragon:

iron-wang:

jackpendragon:

aligningplanets:

jackpendragon:

aligningplanets:

jackpendragon:

iron-wang:

You can totes be Captain Mediocrity. And Frankie can be our arch nemesis, The Bickerer. 

She’s not actually evil. She just gives us stern and/or exasperated looks when our attempts to save the world go hideously wrong. 

I would like to rebuke this, thusly:

I am evil. I have an evil laugh, and everything.

Whatever, mom

Don’t make me send you to your room, young man.

Make me, ma. 

“Look, I have a world to save…”
“Oh of course, every single time I ask you to do one thing its “oh I have to save the world” 
“You’re embarrassing me in front of the villains! We’ll talk about this later”
“No, we’ll talk about this now” 

Can this please be a thing. 

Like. If any of our followers are artistically inclined…

comics

or fic

or anything, really

THAT WOULD BE AMAZING

CAN I HAVE A CAPE?