Hey, look! A thing.

DEDUCTION TIME.

Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors

Sherlock: lol I don't care

Henry: HOUND

Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon

~LATER~

Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs

John: town

Sherlock: let's go

Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -

John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL

Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore

~MEANWHILE~

Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't

Townsman: fuck you I did tho

John: lol I get 50 quid for free

~AND THEN~

Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes

John: I am a captain

Sherlock: trolololol

~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~

Sherlock: rabbit

Stapleton: rabbit

John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?

Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl

Sherlock: kthanks

John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate

Sherlock:

John: Your coat

Sherlock:

John: stop being attractive

Sherlock:

John: I meant mysterious

~THEN~

Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY

John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON

Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother

Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE

~BUT THEN~

Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in

Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville

John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE

Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing

Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL

~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~

Sherlock: alcoholdl

John: you're having an emotion

Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE

John: you're raving like a monkey on acid

Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS

John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.

~CHATTING UP TEH LADIE~

Frankland: just casually ruining everything

John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone

~THE NEXT DAY~

Sherlock: john

John:

Sherlock: john

John:

Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.

John:

Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.

John: okay.

Sherlock: insults.

~LATER STILL~

Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend

John: crying

Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell

John: therapist danger shit

Sherlock: TO THE MOORS

Henry: fuck this shit I'm out

Sherlock: DEDUCTIONS

Moriarty: BOO

Frankland: JOKES JUST ME

Dog: HOUND

John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT

Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk

~MEANWHILE~

Moriarty: SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK