Something happens here, later in the plot.
I just wrote a massively long answer to this and Tumblr deleted it
cba to answer reasoning in detail again
here have them listed by fandom
Mello/Matt/Jen (shh if I ever finish that fic it will become clear)
Skip/Jinx/Varner’s mum (she hasn’t found a name yet)
way too many to list but Kasei/Faryenne/Sabasol is canon and gets special mention
messed up canon
but still counts
Yes! I did ballet when I was very small.
If you have that talk in London, I may still be around by that point to offer cake and distractions afterwards. Should you need it, of course (or if you just want cake).
tbh i expect most of the conversation will be
no, mum, that’s not what that word means
no, mum, not everybody has-
oh my god mum i’m not telling you about my sex life
‘don’t take the lord’s name in vain young lady’
i’m not a lady mum
‘not with that language no’
a fruit winder
a cheapass microwaved curry for one
and two cookies
almost definitely fanfic though
AND SHH YESTERDAY WAS TUESDAY BUT TODAY CAN BE TUESDAY TOO
…Yeah, no, I don’t see that one.
I wouldn’t be as bad as John on the dad scale, but no way would I be as good as Bobby.
N - Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor
P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)
Aww, no. I’m crap at AUs. That’s not fair.
Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why
Honey, I don’t abandon ships. I go down with them.